dead chopped

A way of saying “really ugly” in a way to hurt somebody’s feelings.

Friend: “Nah bro, I look good right now.”
Other friend: “Nah bro, I’m sorry to tell you but you’re dead chopped.”

by Chickenhead forest April 21, 2020

dave chappelle

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it

Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"

by African Bombatta and th Zulu Nation January 2, 2006

you got me chopped

Another way of saying you got me fucked up

If you think Ima run a mile you got me chopped

by Yougotmechopped August 3, 2016

chopped and screwed

When a song is screwed, that means it's slowed down a bit. "Chopping" is when you have the record on one turntable, and the same record on another turntable but delayed one beat, then you crossfade between the two for a beat to double up a half-second part. Usually you "chop" on the fourth beat to double up the first beat of the next measure. DJs often use the "flanger" effect on one of the records to make the chops "swoop."

"DJ Screw originated the Chopped & Screwed style."

by magnum October 1, 2003

dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle

by MayaEA April 22, 2006

Dave chappelle

the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict

he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

by Im Rick James Bitch January 14, 2005

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011