chazzercise

The act of working out involved a bungie cord with a butt plug on one end inserted in the anal cavity and the other end connected to a tie down on the floor. As you do a squatting movement up and down the exercise strengthens your quads, hamstrings, glutes, gluteous maximus, and also your sphincter muscle.

Man 1 - "Wow dude I am sore as hell today"

Man 2 - "Why?"

Man 1 - "I just got done with a chazzercise workout! My butthole is as tight as fort knox"

Man 2 - "That has to feel so good"

Man 1 - "Yeah dude, It feels so strong I could put a golf ball in there and shoot it past Saturn!"

Man 2 - "Wow!"

by Lars Wienerschnitzel March 20, 2025

Chuzzed

Used to describe a person who is both a huzz and mildly chopped

This man I’m talking to isn’t chopped, just mildly chuzzed.

by Untrustworthy lettuce January 11, 2026