Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Brussels Griffon

A breed of dog that is incredibly adorable, brown, and fluffy. When they're shaved they look ugly, but with long fur they're the most adorable creatures ever.
Often have lower IQ's than most dogs, which often makes them cuter because they make mistakes and don't care.

I: Hey, that's a cute dog, what breed is it?
U: He's a Brussels Griffon.
I: Huh. I've never heard of that...

by Garuda 1 February 14, 2023

Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!

I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance

by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015

Brussel butter

A super cute girl who feels weird, but is still loved by her boyfriend.

Jessica is a total Brussel Butter.

by TheWhackyWordWringer March 13, 2018

brussel sprouting

eating the dingleberries of a person who has gonorrhoea.

i like brussel sprouting my cat.

by brussel sprout lover August 13, 2024