by Cypher January 01, 2017
Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.
Rules:
- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat
Rules:
- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat
me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.
by drkatt March 09, 2012
the act of going limp in the midst of anal sex and yelling "fire in the hole" as soon as you realize what is happening. immediately grab your clothes and run out of the room. do not call her/him back...ever again. they hate you.
i am sorry bitch, but 'BATTLESHIP DOWN'!
The battleship went down as soon as I smelled her crotch.
He sunk his battleship in my asshole. that bitch.
he still has not called me back.
The battleship went down as soon as I smelled her crotch.
He sunk his battleship in my asshole. that bitch.
he still has not called me back.
by Iceberg Straightahead December 24, 2007
When your fucking a girl doggy style, slip out quick spit in her asshole, then ram your cock into her ass as hard as you can. and thats the sunken battleship my friends.
by Baker November 02, 2003
To sit at a table with someone while you both have laptops open, opposite one another, as if you were playing battleship.
Dude A: Ugh. I can't believe your didn't pay your internet bill. I really need to check my email.
Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.
Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.
by ATowny April 22, 2008
The sexual act of filling five holes on a girl with five penises to sink the battleship. Most Battleship Stances use the vagina, asshole, mouth and two holes made with the hands. Other holes including large ear canals, empty eye sockets and open wounds.
The party was a sausage fest 'cause there were 5 guys and one girl. Then Lisa went into Battleship Stance and the parrty was lit. We sunk her battleship and drowned her in cum.
by BeeToTheRyan June 17, 2016
the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship
Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
by lasalle bro October 05, 2010