Minot Balloon Knot

The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.

You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!

by Archetyp0 February 16, 2023

Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.

He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.

by ZodiacKillr February 25, 2021

purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023

untie the balloon knot

To convince a person to have anal sex

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Balloon Knot Breech

The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.

Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face!

by BoogieFlake June 19, 2018