Modern incarnation of the never-seen-before ancient Egyptian god Aubeimis. Aubei is a skillful person who acts as a great equalizer of the friend group. He can regulate all the retards and autists in the group to half-normal people. Aubei also has certain qualities, like being autisticly good at art and playing RDR2. Aubei is known throughout the world as the final form of humanity, the epitome of the paradox of human self-interest. Long before time had a name, Aubeimis created the first art piece: a pyramid. Thousands of years later, the ancient Egyptians created the pyramids, thinking them as tombs. However, they would later come to understand that they would eventually be formed into the great hexagonal home of Aubei.
The man said to his wife: "Dearest! I think I saw Aubei down the street at the Starbucks! I cannot believe it! Aubei the Autistic has seen me! I shall soon rise to Ra in the afterlife! I shall see to it that you join me in the Field of Reeds! Find Aubei and notice how autisticly good his art is! Only then will you join me in Aubeidom!
by Mineout799 April 14, 2024
Get the Aubei mug.Modern incarnation of the never-seen-before ancient Egyptian god Aubeimis. Aubei is a skillful person who acts as a great equalizer of the friend group. He can regulate all the retards and autists in the group to half-normal people. Aubei also has certain qualities, like being autisticly good at art and playing RDR2. Aubei is known throughout the world as the final form of humanity, the epitome of the paradox of human self-interest. Long before time had a name, Aubeimis created the first art piece: a pyramid. Thousands of years later, the ancient Egyptians created the pyramids, thinking them as tombs. However, they would later come to understand that they would eventually be formed into the great hexagonal home of Aubei.
The man said to his wife: "Dearest! I think I saw Aubei down the street at the Starbucks! I cannot believe it! Aubei the Autistic has seen me! I shall soon rise to Ra in the afterlife!
by Mineout799 April 14, 2024
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The nearly 40 year old man has r-aubed a minor, and has therefore been send to jail, where he belongs.
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The nearly 40 year old man has r-aubed a minor, and has therefore been send to jail, where he belongs.
That sicko has r-aubed a plethora of innocent individuals, let's obliterate his kneecaps and beat his ugly mug beyond recognition!
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