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Time to get athletic today boys lets run up some Beer Pong.
by BanquetBoy December 2, 2020
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Wigan Athletic

Wigan Athletic are a (world famous) club based in England. You can't find much better than Wigan Athletic. 10 times Champions League Winners, 50 times Premier League winners, 30 time FA Cup winners, who the fuck cares about the capital one cup or whatever its called, we lost count after 100 of them!
Man, did Wigan Athletic just win the EPL again?!
Yep. Obvs.
by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017
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athletic supporter

someone (usually a girl) who likes to hook up with athletes
Did you hear Jane's hooked up with half the soccer team?

Yeah, she's always been an athletic supporter.
by Ben in Brooklyn April 5, 2008
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athletic

What fat people in denial call themselves.
800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.
by Yer Mom January 9, 2005
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Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic
by Parkmeister May 15, 2006
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Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.
I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.
by Bbobbxx April 12, 2016
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Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.
by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012
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