Carl

Carl is a very handsome man with a very big dick.He likes to treat his women like a queen. He also is a family friendly person with a great sense of humour Carl is very social person.He likes to spend time with his family and his friends.Carl has a lot of money and he’ll be able to buy you anything

What’s that there ? It’s a Carl I heard he has a big dick and lots of money

I want a Carl

I would love to be his I bet he’ll treat me like a queen

by Ya man like javid January 22, 2018

Carl

Usually a name given to people with small genitals, A "Carl" is somebody who scrumps for a living and enjoys the smell of his own farts

Danny: Dude you farted
Chris: I know, I Carl'd it

by Pete R Harris August 19, 2009

Carl

Carl is pretty much a variable, and can mean almost anything.
1. a huge spiral crap in the toilet
2. taking a huge crap in the toilet
3. flirting with girls or guys
4. expressing great disgust
5. expresses great surprise

1. Go check out this Carl that i just laid in the toilet!
2. -Where is Mike?
-Oh he is Carling in the bathroom!
3. Tonight I am going to carl with my girlfriend at her house.
4. That was so much carl that I Natho couldn't eat that whole turkey neck! I paid to see that!
5. Oh my carl, did you see that?!?!

by Turkey neck September 9, 2006

Carl

To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed

"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"

by aaaaaaron July 9, 2007

Carl

the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.

Carl is a wittle boii

by kunz_swodey March 5, 2019

Carl

Movie plug

The realest
The og

Oh damn so it really be like that ... he a CARL

by bigforeheadbitch March 6, 2019

Carl

Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.

Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok

by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019