zach is literally the most cool dude on the planet bro literally pulls any hoe if he pleases big guy or skinny guy no middle ground and is a master at literally everything
gay wad: look at zach with his hoes and cash
zach: sorry bro you win some you lose some 🤷 ♂️
*nutcracker 360 force kicks fag into different dimension*
zach: sorry bro you win some you lose some 🤷 ♂️
*nutcracker 360 force kicks fag into different dimension*
by pooplord735628 December 1, 2020

Zach, is an interesting one. Probably Asian or white or both. He's pretty cool and there is never a dull moment with him. He makes a lot of weird noises and his voice is pretty deep. He is really easy to talk to and he is very trustworthy. He lacks style. He normally wears the same black sweatshirt with jeans and shoes that look like flatbread with long socks. He is really sweet and is an overall good person to be around. He is pretty fast. He has never played for an actual team for any sport though.... He is skinny and his muscles are pretty tone. Overall, Zach is a great friend who can be pretty hot and that you should hold on forever.💛
Zach is dope.
by . . February 3, 2020

absolutly almost perfect. he has the best looks in the entire world. he is so hot and adorable all at the same time. he bri gs joy to almost anyone and can make anyone smile. he is the classclown and very funny. he is very sporty and has a great body.although he has all these perfect atributes he can be very flirty to other girls when he says he likes you. he lies about important things sometimes put he is trustworthy when it comes to secrets. he is very relatable and can always comfort you and make you laugh when you feel like you cant.
by skarterw December 12, 2019

A very nice and caring man, who is always here for you, and to cheer you up. A man who lives too far from me unfortunately. A cute american guy.
Zach is my soul mate
by Camzille August 14, 2011

That douchebag, Zach, he was smashin' his music all night and wouldn't let anyone sleep.
Stop being such a Zach.
Stop being such a Zach.
by raddaradda December 5, 2014
