by nouj February 9, 2022
Get the WWBHD mug."What Would Kenny Broon Do?" – is more than just a question. It’s a mantra whispered in alleyways, scrawled on pub walls, and muttered before moments of madness. It calls upon the spirit of Kenny Broon – a man who may or may not exist, but whose legend is etched into the streets like graffiti from the gods.
Kenny Broon isn’t just an urban legend – he’s a mythical force of nature. Born (allegedly) in the eye of a storm, raised by wolves and football hooligans, Kenny once defused a Glasgow bar fight using only a Greggs sausage roll and a stare. He’s been banned from five countries for "excessive banter" and once outran a police horse – on foot – while carrying two crates of stolen Irn-Bru and a traffic cone.
People say Kenny once scored a hat-trick in a charity match he wasn’t even playing in. They say he can parallel park a double-decker bus using just a car mirror and sheer willpower. When something impossible happens in Scotland, folk don’t ask how – they ask, “Was that Kenny Broon?”
Kenny Broon isn’t just an urban legend – he’s a mythical force of nature. Born (allegedly) in the eye of a storm, raised by wolves and football hooligans, Kenny once defused a Glasgow bar fight using only a Greggs sausage roll and a stare. He’s been banned from five countries for "excessive banter" and once outran a police horse – on foot – while carrying two crates of stolen Irn-Bru and a traffic cone.
People say Kenny once scored a hat-trick in a charity match he wasn’t even playing in. They say he can parallel park a double-decker bus using just a car mirror and sheer willpower. When something impossible happens in Scotland, folk don’t ask how – they ask, “Was that Kenny Broon?”
Person 1: I really don't know what i should do
Person 2: Well WWKBD?
Person 1: Your absolutely right.
Person 2: Well WWKBD?
Person 1: Your absolutely right.
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