</vaseline>

A common script used when a forum or IRC user wishes to notify other members that he is about to lubricate his penus and solo a sexual act.

<12:34> John: Dude I just fuckin' got onto 12chan via my work pc. Proxy'd nigga?
<12:35> Harry: FUCKIN' </vaseline></vaseline></vaseline>

by John Belldom April 29, 2008

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

vaseline

vaseline is a word that was once used in tge chappeles show
and now is a popular word used in almost every sentence in the 'sco
see also
1.- jizz
2.- shaving cream
3.- glop of lotion on cecil's head

HAAAA THATS SUM VASELINE SHIT!! HELL YEA!!!
O EM BIADS didnt mean to put all that vaseline on your head cecil

by Joseph Guadarrama April 29, 2006

No Vaseline

when some one fucks up, has no luck, makes a mistake, looks like a dumbass and/or a chick gets boned and its dry down there. . . therefore you have. . . No Vaseline. . . Biatch

Shola. . . . Kunal. . . Tottenham. . . Miss Procter. . .
No Vaseline. . .

by Rico Suavez February 10, 2007

vaseline boy

member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see also jason montes.

Nobody likes a vaseline boy.

by puyallup October 8, 2003

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008

Vaseline on a stick

Its just a vaseline om a stick

Liam: hey, Peter you want a vaseline on a stick ?

Peter: yea!

by Ping-pong-ball March 2, 2020