sheridanitis

Skipping school by predenting to shower and waiting for your parents to leave before promptly before not going to school and laying in bed all day.

Person A: Was Sean in school today?
Person B: No, they contracted sheridanitis.

by joebidon1161 May 27, 2024

Andrew Sheridan

Andrew is a long giraffe. He is a white child rapist. He drives a van so he can rape kids.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.

He has waves like a black man.

Andrew Sheridan is your average rapist.

by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019

Sheridan

An odour that is left behind by stench.

Sharon: “wtf is that evil fragrance? It’s melted the glue on my eyelashes”
Craig: “calm your farm Sharon. That’s just a Sheridan. You’re lucky that you weren’t here an hour ago when mum snapped a grogan.

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Sheridan

this mf is so wrappable and delectable..... u wanna just wrap them up in a little burrito and then gobble them up but they won't let you.

stop being such a Sheridan till I gobble you up like omnomnom

by crypticfroggy December 22, 2022

Donna Sheridan

When a woman has sex with three different guys, over a span of three consecutive days.

i.e. having sex with Guy 1 on Day 1, Guy 2 on Day 2 and Guy 3 on Day 3. You have now pulled a Donna Sheridan!

Two guys down! I can’t believe I’m pulling a Donna Sheridan!

by greenindian December 15, 2019

Dara sheridan

A fat bastard who reeks of sweat and piss

Dara sheridans on the dole

by PAWGNUT April 22, 2022

Sheridan

No. Run. Only talks about school or work. Boring. Pent up crazy. Don't get to know her, she is INSANE.

"RUN! IT'S SHERIDAN"

by ñøpę February 19, 2019