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kri

verb

1. the act of not drinking an alcoholic beverage while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol

noun

1. one who does not imbibe alcohol while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
"Yeah, he's coming, but he's going to kri while he's here, so he can drive us home."

"She's going to join us, but she's going to pull a kri."
by shakria June 27, 2017
mugGet the krimug.

Kris

The boy with the biggest cock and who wants to shove it in tight white girl pussy. But is sensitive and cries sometimes. He will hurt you but you always forgive him. We will lick cum off of a girls tits and stick in ur ass.
Kris was GREAT last night!!
by Vied May 14, 2015
mugGet the Krismug.

kris

A man with who only looks out for himself and girls he is trying to hook up with. But they never will hook up. He is also a man who avoids all conversations that he doesn't like by humming and dancing foolishly. His catch phrase is "Nice try" and he walks toe-heel. He spends his life playing video games and believes himself to be a sexy man...but he's not. He is a general douchebag. douchebag Nice Try
Person 1: All the ladies want me.
Person 2: Stop being a Kris.
by Somebody-I-Don't-Know July 8, 2010
mugGet the krismug.

kris

A short Sword from Mid-Asia and parts of india
"Those Mongols Had some bitchin Shorts swords"
"Thats a Kris you fuck nut..."
by McY D's May 12, 2008
mugGet the krismug.

Kris

The word 'cunt' is generally spelt with a 'c'; this is also true of the name 'Chris'. However, sometimes the name is mistakenly spelt with a 'k', i.e. 'Kris', so it is only appropriate that such people are referred to simply as 'kunts'.
Kris is a Kunt.
by Sarah Hennigan January 18, 2009
mugGet the Krismug.

KRI KRI

A women with ambitious , very popular,talented ,born musicians and actors , derived from goat that came to be associated with all secret societies.
Hey , what's up up Kri Kri ?
by Bontio May 1, 2018
mugGet the KRI KRImug.

Kris

If you’re dating a kris, best expect out of him love, consideration, honesty, and loyalty. If you’re friends with a kris he’s most likely the most caring and nicest person you’ve ever met. He will spoil you, and make you smile and feel loved. He is never a pervert, but a gentleman.
by KrisSimpgurl2073 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Krismug.

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