by Southern Threat January 27, 2021
When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
The process of having a shit whilst masturbating and throwing up. The order does not matter as long as all three are accomplished in one session.
1. "OH DUDE! I just had a triple threat"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
by TheTripleThreat February 23, 2011
by queensfinest March 25, 2005
it is the use of all three female canals. From behind you insert your pinky in her pee pee (where she pees from) you put your middle and pointer fingers up her vagina and also your thumb in her anus in other words butt hole.
last night i was triple threating and she was like uhhh uhhh and then next thing I knew i had creamed myself
by Phoebeeee January 27, 2007
by ConnahWroey October 14, 2011
Noun:
A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??
Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.
Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??
Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.
Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
by Limit531 November 25, 2009