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The Guantanamo

A very risky sex act that also serves as a viable alternative to figuring out your girl's Facebook password. To complete the Guantanamo, the man must receive oral sex from the woman, upon reaching orgasm he will pull the woman's shirt over her face, and waterboard her with his potential children.
My tinderdate needed therapy after I pulled a Guantanamo on her last night.

I heard Bob got Susan to admit to cheating on him by performing an expert "Guantanamo" on her in the Arbys bathroom.

The Guantanamo is a great way to break in a new love interest.
by NoMeansYesYesMeansAnal June 16, 2020
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Guantanamo Bay

When a girl sits on your face while on her period (or squirting).
Dude I got a Guantanamo Bay from Kelly last night!

Was it torture?

Depends. I’m more of a mouth half full kind of guy.
by Hairtietime September 12, 2020
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