You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.
A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.
A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.
In a video game scenario:
Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:
Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?
Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:
Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?
by fankdankwanklanklancepants October 21, 2010
Get the Flamethrowing Atomic Bombmug. When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower
Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower
by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 23, 2018
Get the The fart box flamethrowermug. The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
Get the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of Americamug. Hanz a soldier who carries a flamethrower
Overused by internet users to... I really don't know ask a cap for more info
Overused by internet users to... I really don't know ask a cap for more info
by Pensai March 4, 2017
Get the hanz get the flamethrowermug. When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
by FreshCut May 27, 2012
Get the Michigan Flamethrowermug. The act of injecting gasoline into the tip of your sexual partners penis to create the hottest moneyshot.
by zEvilLord December 22, 2015
Get the Kentucky Flamethrowermug. When someone drinks 4 glasses of chocolate milk while lactose intolerant and eats spicy food immediately after
by Funny Haha words March 10, 2023
Get the Stuart Flamethrowermug.