Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

turdle

a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body

"Look at that turdle bro!"
"No"

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020