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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
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Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle
Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck
by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018
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Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling
No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!
by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016
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