The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.
by MushroomToast April 21, 2016
Get the slothmug. 
When your name is Lauryn with a y and you consistently have a routine of a vegetative state consisting of and not limited to: eating a full Jack's pizza, not cleaning her room, laying in bed all day while watching videos on Instagram and/or pictures on VSCO.
by Concerned ankle breaker April 11, 2019
Get the Slothmug. A lazy person with no athletic ability! Often has a weird hair cut and enjoys lying to there mom about working out
by Redbirds94 January 20, 2015
Get the Slothmug. Sexual position in which one holds onto their partner aloof, swinging like a sloth from a tree, with full penis insertion.
Let's do The Sloth
by kingflippynips420 June 25, 2017
Get the The Slothmug. 
Get the Slothedmug. "God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"
by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007
Get the slothmug.