shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis

that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

shrewing

scrunching the lower face and upper neck to form a double chin; antonym to mewing

mrs elmore was shrewing when she looked at me

by FlabbergastedOrangutan9351 March 17, 2024

Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017