Gambler's Bet

A type of bet that is guaranteed to be a loss.

"That was a Gambler's Bet right there."

by potato_bagel July 27, 2025

Angel And The Gambler

Probably the worst song by heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It's on the album Virtual XI, which came out in 1998. This song has really shitty sounding guitars, stupid singing, and it repeats the chorus at least 20 times, which means that it'll get stuck in your head very easily. The song is a shitstain on the Iron Maiden legacy.

Bradley: What Iron Maiden song should I listen to first?
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.

by Ryan_the_retard October 16, 2022

Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.

by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

$Gambler

A memecoin whose identity is based on a joke and/or whose performance is more determined degenerate gamblers.

"Hey bro, how'd you afford that lambo?"

"It was easy, I just invested my money in $Gambler and now I'm a millionaire"

by DegenGambler December 7, 2024

The Gambler

There is 4 girls in a pitch black room 3 are 18 and 1 is 15 you must blindly chose while there’s a police waiting outside

Last night I tried “the gambler” and the one I chose seemed a little to tight

by Skimask99 May 26, 2023