cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.

"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Crippler

The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.

I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.

by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016