The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
Get the Crumpet cripplermug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.
I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.
by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021
Get the Cripplermug.