A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.
by Predator69 March 11, 2017

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021
