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St Mary's Bishops Stortford 

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

St Mary Catholic Elementry School 

St.Mary Catholic Elementry School is were everyones a pussy and snitches, the princibles are shit and the school acts rich but is acc poor AF, they steal the money and realry give back to the kids. the teacher are too hard on these kids and the kids act like animals (mostly)
I go to St Mary Catholic Elementry School

St. Mary Academy Bay View 

The only all girls, Pre-K through 12 school in Rhode Island.
Pretty much every where you go out in public, you see someone you know that goes to Bay View, is a parent or grandparent of a Bay View student, went to Bay View at some point in their life, or knows Bay View as their "sister school"- aka, the Hendricken boys.
Bay View puts on a kick-ass show, called "Manhattan at the Bay" or better known to the students as cabaret. Everyone in the state of RI either has seen this show, or knows about it.
Bay View also offers every sport that a girl can play, and basically beats every team in the state, whether they're girls teams or not.
St. Mary Academy Bay View hallway conversations go like this:

Girl 1: OMG, ROBERT PATTINSON CUT HIS HAIR!
Girl 2: NO WAY! well, why can't vampires have short hair? I mean, vampires can cut their hair, what's the big deal?!
Girl 1: Yeah, that's true, he still looks good.

St. Mary 

A awesome last name, of a holy person
Wow that St. Mary is very great and holy
St. Mary by Josepe111 January 17, 2019

st mary cray 

Shite hole, home to the gypsies.
St Mary cray is a shite hole, it's full of gypsies!
Jake went to st Mary cray, he said it was a proper shite hole ad that he met a gypsie called 'cuson John'
st mary cray by Emanuel7776 March 3, 2014

Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary is the second best all girls catholic high school in nj, falling short of oak knoll. Most athletic girls attend Mount on a Mercy Scholarship and leave with a 4.2 GPA. About 7 D1 commits in each senior class. Classiest most funniest chicks you will ever meet. Too good for St Joes boys and way too good for Oratory boys. Most prefer Delbarton or Seton Hall Prep. Prob will take your man if you go to st Elizabeths or Villa. Commonly threatened by oratory boys due to the fact they aren’t into gays. Will suck your dick if your the Varsity Lacrosse captain at Delbarton or Shp. Treat these girls with respect. Know your place shithead.
Oratory Kid: I love your ass
Mount Girl: Get the fuck away from me
Oratory Kid: I’m cutting off my micro penis and attending Mount St Mary next year