Black skinny jeans

Any person (male or female) who wears black skinny jeans especially if they are distressed is showing that they are a homosexual.

Omg look at them they're wearing Black skinny jeans, they must be gay.

by (.)(.)bøöBż October 27, 2019

Hairy Skinny Jeans

jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out

holy shit i can see her pubic hair

she is wearing hairy skinny jeans

by covey95 June 1, 2009

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009

Skinny Jean Jump

The jumping and dancing you have to do to put on skin tight skinny jeans. Usually performed by looping your fingers through the belt loops on the sides of your pants, jumping while kicking your legs out to the side, and pulling on your pants.

After the high school gym class, the girls locker room was filled with girls doing the skinny jean jump to change back into their normal school clothes.

by the pants that fight back September 4, 2010

skinnyjeanification

It's like gentrification, except instead of Greenpoint Brooklyn turning into a non binary safe space farmers market catering to dot com zillionaires and trustafarians... imagine if John Wayne's grandchildren insisted on crying about the oppressive tyranny of patriarchy in the American Midwest during football season...

What do mean I can't drink PBR in the parking lot? Am I still in America? Or, has the skinnyjeanification of a once proud nation consummated a society of lactose intolerant candy-assed bitches?

by blackeyeshamus April 12, 2017