One who takes advantage of circumstances or a situation in order to further his/her chances at having sex. Seen most often in cases where the potential sex partner is especially vulnerable.
Did you see where Tyler went?" "Yeah, man, he went off with that chick who just got dumped by her boyfriend of 5 years. He's such a sexportunist!
by zoot3000 July 14, 2011
Get the Sexportunist mug.When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport
Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.
Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
by Davidiculous July 5, 2011
Get the Tech Sexport mug.A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.
Harry: How the hell do you get laid?
Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?
Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.
Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?
Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.
Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010
Get the Walking SexGod mug.by sexpot101 August 4, 2011
Get the sexpot mug.1. An alteration of the common Export beer.
2. When used by freshman jockeys to induce sexual desire of the opposite sex.
2. When used by freshman jockeys to induce sexual desire of the opposite sex.
1. "Mmmm beer, my one and only love. Come to daddy, my little Sexport."
2. "Hey baby, you lookin' fine. Have a beer, on me."
"Hee hee, ok"
"Whoa, you drank that fast. Have another."
"I fink I'm a whittle dunk."
"Hey baddy, this Sexport works like a charm."
2. "Hey baby, you lookin' fine. Have a beer, on me."
"Hee hee, ok"
"Whoa, you drank that fast. Have another."
"I fink I'm a whittle dunk."
"Hey baddy, this Sexport works like a charm."
by Big Toker April 26, 2003
Get the Sexport mug.A veritable fountain of sexxehness, one who is called a sex pod should feel great pride, as they count among the pillers of sex. They are gods.
by Lepper March 20, 2003
Get the sex pod mug.Pre-arranged mutual plans only based on wanting each other. Knowingly going somewhere with someone just to have sex.
Hey Sam! Want to come over and watch the game tonight?
Sorry bro, going on a sexpedition with Jenny.
Sorry bro, going on a sexpedition with Jenny.
by Haleyharris<3 March 13, 2009
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