Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.
by Yato_1 November 4, 2017
Get the half-sendermug. After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.
I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
Get the The Oden's Return to Sendermug. Also known as “Ella” the biggest half sender who has ever lived. She only half sends and never full sends for the boys
by FullSender69420 March 21, 2020
Get the Half Sendermug. Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010
Get the Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)mug. by mattrlyn September 16, 2020
Get the Half Sendermug. Brad: Yo dude I'm a bender sender! My dick was bendy as fuck but I still sent it bro.
Bill: Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.
Brad: Yea dude sender bender sender.
Bill: Shut the fuck up.
Bill: Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.
Brad: Yea dude sender bender sender.
Bill: Shut the fuck up.
by Tyrone Jimbo April 19, 2018
Get the Bender Sendermug. sick sender races bikes and is an absolute idiot wen it comes to bikes. he is a cool kid and a sick guy. he gets the lades
by sick sender November 2, 2021
Get the sick sendermug.