Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

by Benfea October 16, 2006

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Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast

Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed

by Sublime55 June 29, 2010

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Dirty Schultz

To tell your buddies you are going with them, renig, then go out to try to "one up" them.

Hey bro, where the hell is Dave? I thought he was coming too. Man.... did you just see him drive the other way? Yeah, I was going that way before we stopped here to eat. I thought he just took a wrong turn. He just finished the work I started. I guess he pulled a Dirty Schultz on us.

by A-8.5 November 3, 2010

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gavin schultz

the is a guy named gavin that has a small dick and will pull it out for girls that will laugh at him. Gavin will never have sex and a pussy when it comes to party.

there gavin schultz goes again he is humping the girls leg again

by harry the baller September 12, 2016

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