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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.
"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."
by Pleb Pleb June 8, 2022
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blaze schultz

by iorutipo5un0g February 9, 2018
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Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast
Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed
by Sublime55 June 29, 2010
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Brooklyn Schultz

Lovable girl with a fat dump truck of an ass
Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?

yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz
by BIG DICK BIT September 26, 2021
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San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you
Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.
by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022
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Herman Schultz

The male version of a shocker.
He's getting a Herman Schultz, The act of a woman vigorously fingering a males butthole while simultaneously jerking him off.
by Fatjesus789 November 21, 2025
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