Softball

Like a speedball, but instead of cocaine and heroin, it's coffee and an edible.

Started my morning with a softball and I'm feeling pretty productive 😌

Softball by GrossILoveIt August 18, 2022

softball booty

A large booty that developed from playing softball, usually found on taller athletic girls who keep their hair in pony tails and frequently wear yoga pants/shorts.

Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."

softball booty by tipshades June 9, 2018

softball player

A girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from "daddy’s little girl" to a fierce, unrelenting competitor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. Characteristically with dirt across her face, ratted, sweaty hair, bloody knees and dirt stained socks and uniform. She's a diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. Contradictorily she personifies all this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons and sleeve stripes.

Did you see that chick?
Yea shes a total softball player look at her tan line

softball player by Jessie Fay October 28, 2008

Softball Thicc

A girl that is in the middle, she not skinny, but has some fat.

Softball thicc is like the goldilocks and the 3 bears, the girl is the porridge thats just right.

Softball Thicc by Baby Chara August 10, 2019

softball girls

The most beautiful, friendly, and awesome people who you can ever meet. Softball girls are very competative. You won't regret a softball player. A girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from "daddy’s little girl" to a fierce, unrelenting competitor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. Characteristically with dirt across her face, ratted, sweaty hair, bloody knees and dirt stained socks and uniform. She's a diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. Contradictorily she personifies all this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons.

Wow. Look at those softball girls tan lines.

softball girls by RandomStyle27 July 28, 2014

softball guy

A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.

This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.

They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.

You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.

You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.

You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.

Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.

softball guy by Kevin Redmile August 24, 2006