Black skinny jeans
Any person (male or female) who wears black skinny jeans especially if they are distressed is showing that they are a homosexual.
Black skinny jeans by (.)(.)bøöBż October 27, 2019
Hairy Skinny Jeans
Hairy Skinny Jeans by covey95 June 1, 2009
Related Words
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Russian skinny jeans
Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.
Russian skinny jeans by theejaybles December 10, 2016
Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue
Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue
Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue
Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome
When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.
Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.
Sometimes painful
Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.
Sometimes painful
Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009
Skinny Jean Jump
The jumping and dancing you have to do to put on skin tight skinny jeans. Usually performed by looping your fingers through the belt loops on the sides of your pants, jumping while kicking your legs out to the side, and pulling on your pants.
After the high school gym class, the girls locker room was filled with girls doing the skinny jean jump to change back into their normal school clothes.
Skinny Jean Jump by the pants that fight back September 4, 2010
skinnyjeanification
It's like gentrification, except instead of Greenpoint Brooklyn turning into a non binary safe space farmers market catering to dot com zillionaires and trustafarians... imagine if John Wayne's grandchildren insisted on crying about the oppressive tyranny of patriarchy in the American Midwest during football season...
What do mean I can't drink PBR in the parking lot? Am I still in America? Or, has the skinnyjeanification of a once proud nation consummated a society of lactose intolerant candy-assed bitches?
skinnyjeanification by blackeyeshamus April 12, 2017