Skinny jeans

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.

Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)

by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023

Skinny Jeans

A trademark of all skater boys. These jeans can also show some other unseen things...

“Put on your skinny jeans. We’re going to the skate park.”

by xX_Boss_Xx May 3, 2018

Skinny Jeans

Shit everyone can see your boner

1: Everyone can see my boner
2: It's cause your wearing Skinny Jeans

by TheApyrOfficialAccount April 9, 2019

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

skinny jeans

Jeans for people who want to show off how skinny they are, or how big of an ass they have.

Danm! I did not know Tina was a skinny jeans gurl

by lucypm November 22, 2018