Skinny jeans

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.

Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)

by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023

Skinny Jeans

Shit everyone can see your boner

1: Everyone can see my boner
2: It's cause your wearing Skinny Jeans

by TheApyrOfficialAccount April 09, 2019

skinny jeans

Jeans for people who want to show off how skinny they are, or how big of an ass they have.

Danm! I did not know Tina was a skinny jeans gurl

by lucypm November 23, 2018

Skinny Jeans

A trademark of all skater boys. These jeans can also show some other unseen things...

“Put on your skinny jeans. We’re going to the skate park.”

by xX_Boss_Xx January 28, 2018

Skinny jeans

A slang for a individual who is anorexic that harms themselves.

Dude 1: see that girl over there?
Dude 2: oh yeah,skinny jeans?
Dude 1: bro that's messed up she is anorexic and cuts herself.
Dude 2:sorry man

by Manwhoissmartaf May 30, 2025