Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 17, 2006
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Schultze Tool

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.
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Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.
"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."
by Pleb Pleb June 09, 2022
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doctor king schultz

really cool like super epic and awesome
doctor king schultz sucked my toes
by ewsadbzudfshjd January 21, 2020
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sunny schultz

the nicest sweetest person you have ever met. Shes perfect and always knows how to make you smile.
bro 1:Hey bro who u hanging with

bro 2: im hanging with sunny schultz
bro 1 : damn your one lucky man
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Schultz

When someone who is in charge, that has no business being so somehow manages to make everything more difficult and makes ignorant choices. Can also be defined as a hypocritical person and does nothing but complains and nitpicks. Another definition of Schultz is "shit"
"seems like your having a Schultz of a day"
by Gooch4914 August 20, 2021
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