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prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Prosper Idoroba

Prosper Idoroba was a loved one in his tribe in Africa. Back in the 1800’s his relatives were cotton pickers and he is very proud that they worker hard. As of now prosper had decided to wear only cotton material clothing to show his appreciation for his relatives hard work
Guy 1 : Look at that guy over there he is only wearing clothes made out of cotton and it’s summer. Guy 2 : Yes that guy over there is a Prosper Idoroba
by FreakyLoverBoy July 15, 2018
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prosper tx

A small town in far north Dallas, comprised of pretentious nouveau riche citizens who think class is defined by your material possessions such as what shoes you wear, handbag you carry or car you drive. Prosper people grew up middle and lower middle class but worked hard to overcompensate for the life they didn’t have growing up.

Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.
That’s very Prosper TX of them
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Prosperous

To be financially stable being more than wealthy living a great lavish life
I became prosperous when I started putting money away
by Dominic makes me cum February 19, 2021
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Rhys Coiro Is AWGE's Dracula For Always Strive And Prosper's Asap Loko
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
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