poptart

a word more absurd than fuck or bitch

yo tht nig iz a mutha fuckin poptart...

by Mihir Patel October 28, 2006

poptart

an instant message. spun from the old NT popup program.

Marianne just sent me a poptart (poptarted me).

by Snow Goddess November 10, 2004

Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

by Tyler Oulette April 10, 2006

Poptart

A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.

Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 08, 2010

Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

by Gavin Gill July 21, 2008

poptart

a stupid girl. usually a big druggie who cannot make good choices.
(note: my nick name has been poptart for years.)

in the song "try try try" by smashing pumpkins, he calls the homeless druggie-whore a poptart

"poptart..whats our mission.."

by charrlotte May 15, 2003

Poptart

sugary cracker thing

mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast

by TheMoistPopTart April 24, 2021