Vanilla Popscicle

Telling someone something that they want to hear.

I asked Cheese about Operation Restrepo and he slid me the Vanilla Popscicle.

by Salaried Employee January 15, 2011

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022