Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.

Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!

by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006

The Phantom

Spitting onto your partners back while performing intercourse "doggy style" in such a way that you make them feel as if you've ejaculated onto their back. When they turn around to look at you, blow your load in their face.

Shirley fell victim to the phantom, and found herself having a very salty, unexpected meal.

by JTB October 6, 2003

Phantom

1) A random Erection

2) When the males penis goes hard without stimulant

Guy on bus: (Thinking) oh shit, I just got a phantom and my stop is coming up..

by Lord Dude May 18, 2010

the phantom

A grafiti artist in los Angeles, His work can be seen on the cover of rage against machines The battle for los angeles.

Yo did you see the phantoms throw ups

by G00000000000Gle bob November 6, 2006

Phantom

During sexual intercourse when a male tries to hold off on ejaculation but comes a little bit- but its just enough to lose sensitivity and keep going and going....

Man, I thought I was gonna blow my load early but I had a phantom and was able to go for an hour!

by TheHOSS May 16, 2013

A phantom

A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.

Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.

Example 2. Sams neighbour's car is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. On e night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.

Some little fuck has done "a phantom" in my work boots that I left at the front door!

by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016

the phantom

hockin a loogie on your partners back so they think youve gone and cummed on their back and when they turn around to yell at you for cummin on their back you cum on their face!!! buahaha

ahh you came on my back you fag *turns around and gets load in face*

by assgoblin February 10, 2004