sign over your paycheck

after 3 months of my begging, kate finally decided to sign over her paycheck and let me fuck her.

sign over your paycheck
by fuckutoo September 01, 2010
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paycheckitis

A recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck
Larry (exasperated after arriving to work): I was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. Why did the manager have to call me in again?
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.
by Beeljo July 20, 2016
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Paycheck Stealer

When a player has seemingly given up on trying to win major tournaments and is only there to receive the eyewatering salaries.

Or most of the time, players who do jack shit in pro play and still get paid for it.
"That fucker always runs it down, why is still signed for another two years, fucking paycheck stealer."
by nihilitee November 22, 2024
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