Overwatch

retarded 9 year olds with 50 chromosomes setting their profiles on private and insta-locking dps in competitive mode, they climbed using mercy in season 5 and got boosted by their big brother, they finally see a new opportunity to fuck up the retarded game even more.

9 year old: HEy, NEW FUCKIng UPDAte LETS USE MY 3 EXTRa cHROMOSOMES I GOT FROM MY BIRTH AGAIn LETS PLAY OVERWATCH
18 year old: try getting ur 3 extra chromosomes removed u dumb ass kid fuck u

by owowatch August 7, 2018

Hop on Overwatch

Term for people who seduce their pets, and abuse their wives. Usually used by people who have no relationships with any living-being, and must use body pillows as some sort of relationship.

John: "Hey Clark, wanna hop on overwatch?"
Clark: "What no? What are you doing in my house?"

by Ulty May 2, 2022

overwatch community

NaCl

That person is so much like the overwatch community. He should stop being a bish,,,

by Giftie Pride May 26, 2017

Overwatch 2

A reskin of Overwatch 1. If you don't have a tank you auto lose and get dogged on by your 3-12 Genji one trick. Half the stuff you would get previously by grinding is either coughing up $20 per legendary skin or locked behind a $10 dollar battle pass. New heroes must be grinding to tier 45 on the battle pass or given to you if you buy the battle pass.

Overwatch 2 is so bad that Monkeys must have made the game.

by Will Fam January 3, 2023

hop on overwatch

Slang for rough lesbian sex, commonly used by lesbians who are found of video games.

“hey dude, wanna hop on overwatch?”
“sure dude, we can queue for competitive.”

by uglytrademark March 28, 2021

Overwatch Addict

A person around the age of fourteen who is extremely addicted to overwatch. All he says is "I wish we could get overwatch on our school laptops" and "I wish you could get overwatch on steam". He makes overwatch reference on everything including going to the toilet. Whenever he gets home he does his homework at light speed then spends the rest of the night on overwatch. Whenever someone talks to him, walks in the room or even looks at him, he will yell; "I CANT HEAR YOU I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU IM PLAYING OVERWATCH WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" The next morning he gets to school and the whole cycle repeats.
This person is very, very commonly a Lachlan Waugh

Dude, please tell me you're not turning into an overwatch addict.....

by MEEEEMES March 15, 2017

Overwatch 2

A game everyones been waiting for but turns out its fucking trash.

"yo bro wanna play the new game overwatch 2"
"nah fam that shit straight dogshit"

by Bestdefinerofwords October 5, 2022