OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.
by michael_clarke January 8, 2009
Get the outback mountainmug. When you have a spill on QEW and one of the drag queen supervisors ask to take you out back yo smash. You reply with - completely understandable sir.
Cumdump number 1 thinks he a thought guy and watches the spiller leave his office that smells like shit( Kyle's breath after eating his dad's ass).
Sorry for the visual scent.
Cumdump 1 was so fukn excited for tryn to be a tough guy, went and got cumdump 2, 3 and 4 and all started the most powerful Dutch Rutter known 2 man. So much so, that we completely skipped a leap year.
But not knowing the Arrow gang was getting g ready to thump everyone of them on or off site ..... but OBVIOUSLY not till after we got done having a boxing/ ufc training session on kyles mom while she hung from the garage rafters.
Luckily we got our 15 session in that day and we're ready to thump.
So we waited outside the cumdumpsters building and them bitches stayed shook and didn't leave ther room till they were sure we went back 2 kyles moms place for a long ass training sessh.
Kuz not 1 these cumdumps gummy be taking g the arrow gang out back yo smash fukn faggoltts.
Cumdump number 1 thinks he a thought guy and watches the spiller leave his office that smells like shit( Kyle's breath after eating his dad's ass).
Sorry for the visual scent.
Cumdump 1 was so fukn excited for tryn to be a tough guy, went and got cumdump 2, 3 and 4 and all started the most powerful Dutch Rutter known 2 man. So much so, that we completely skipped a leap year.
But not knowing the Arrow gang was getting g ready to thump everyone of them on or off site ..... but OBVIOUSLY not till after we got done having a boxing/ ufc training session on kyles mom while she hung from the garage rafters.
Luckily we got our 15 session in that day and we're ready to thump.
So we waited outside the cumdumpsters building and them bitches stayed shook and didn't leave ther room till they were sure we went back 2 kyles moms place for a long ass training sessh.
Kuz not 1 these cumdumps gummy be taking g the arrow gang out back yo smash fukn faggoltts.
Cum dumpster a-dum biitch wanted to take me outback to smash....
Bro we the AG we ain't been to Australia and even if we did we be watching you dig ur own face with kyle amd scotts nails as shovels....
Yes you herd that right , we will rip ther fukn nails off and glue them to things. Bit not before or after having a training session with kyle mom....
Matter of fact when is the last time someone fed that thing.... o well gunna be a stinky sesh... she smelt like shit anyway
Bro we the AG we ain't been to Australia and even if we did we be watching you dig ur own face with kyle amd scotts nails as shovels....
Yes you herd that right , we will rip ther fukn nails off and glue them to things. Bit not before or after having a training session with kyle mom....
Matter of fact when is the last time someone fed that thing.... o well gunna be a stinky sesh... she smelt like shit anyway
by The start June 25, 2022
Get the Outback to smashmug. The phrase that comes to mind when you need to take a shit.
Because the server is shit and hard to release.
Because the server is shit and hard to release.
by bongoisdumbretard December 3, 2019
Get the Outback Serversmug. by Noshing the outback May 19, 2016
Get the Noshing at the Outbackmug. Whilst having sex in bed; you kick your significant other in the stomach as a kangaroo would, thus causing her to vomit all over you.
by BigLittleBro April 27, 2024
Get the Dirty Outbackmug. Also known as the Outback Eclair
To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.
To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.
Gazza: Oi mate you wouldn't believe what the misso let me do last night!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!
by Moist towlette August 18, 2019
Get the Outback 'Clairemug. by Unknown07724 December 20, 2024
Get the Australian Outbackmug.