Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

Man-jumper

A fickle person (whether female or male) who jumps from man to man within a small timeframe.

Erin watched as her best friend, Lynn, changed boyfriends 3 times within the month. She came to the decision that Lynn was a man-jumper.

by Viega February 28, 2010

Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013

Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020

Stubble Jumper

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.

The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.

by icecoldstare July 24, 2009

Josh's Jumper

Josh's Jumper is the best jumper of them all. It is more than just a jumper. It gives the owner unlawful power in terms of bragging rights and comfortability. there is also a book dedicated to it.

Person 1: Quick guys we need to roll josh for his jumper
Crowd: YES, lets go get Josh's Jumper!!!

by King Kolamc September 13, 2020

Circle Jumper

One who while in rotation of a blunt, jumps from one side of the smoking circle to the other in order to gain an extra "puff puff"

Yo dat circle jumpin nigga smoked all my chronic and i aint hardly get shit! Yo, dat shure is a Circle Jumper.

by E the DickMan November 1, 2010