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notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.
I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?
by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011
mugGet the notification attackmug.

notification bomb

Upon liking or commenting a photo/status/wall post on Facebook, you have tons of notifications from other people who have commented on that photo/status/wall post.
Friend 1: Man... I got tagged in one of those "Type of Friend" photos today.

Friend 2: What's so bad about that?

Friend 1: I logged out, then back in an hour later, and I had 65 notifications saying that someone else kept commenting on that photo.

Friend 2: Bro, I'm sorry. You got totally notification bombed right there.
by JPraxis July 30, 2010
mugGet the notification bombmug.

rainin' notifications

Rainin' notifications means getting multiple notifications on your device at the same time
Person 1: What's that noise?
Person 2: My phone's rainin' notifications and I can't turn 'em off
by Tumblerocket May 4, 2017
mugGet the rainin' notificationsmug.

Notification Bitching

When one complains on facebook about recieving notifications at the top of their screen.

The notifications could come from being tagged on a post, through a message or a group.
You tagged Dinera Nabad in a photo.

*47 Notifications later*

Dinera Nabad says: Hey can someone untag me from this I'm sick of all these notifications it annoying.

Crawty Lerford says: Bump.

Alistar Cooper says: Bump.

Dinera Nabad says: REALLY GUYS, THIS SPAM IS BLOCKING MY IMPORTANT STUFF.

Alistar Cooper say: @Dinera - Stop Notification Bitching.
by Tubbytom October 14, 2011
mugGet the Notification Bitchingmug.

Samsung notification sound

A notification sound usually from a Samsung phone. It seems innocent until, almost every kid in a school makes this freaking noise. They hum the tone, in a usually annoying tone. Usually that's just it, but they combine it with the burger king foot lettuce guy tone and amogus sus memes, it becomes a trigger sound. Otherwise, it's just a notification.
Guy 1: *hums the samsung notification sound*
Guy2: *just fine
Guy1: Sus, buger king foot lettuce, etc and samsung notification sound
Guy 1: Get out of my head x10000
by Starcup May 19, 2021
mugGet the Samsung notification soundmug.

Parental Notification

That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.

They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

Q: What did you post?

A: A picture of my sandwich.

Q: Can I see?

A: Sure

Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
mugGet the Parental Notificationmug.

You are my best notification

It means when you talk to me Facebook, Twitter or Was-sup my heart would reply and I hardly reply!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
mugGet the You are my best notificationmug.

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