November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can

Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok

by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020

November 1st

When people get rid of Halloween and start Christmas

Hey it’s November 1st, do you wanna put up the Christmas tree?

by Cornucopia_4329 November 1, 2021

November 1st

National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.

"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."

by dan_z_galliwag November 1, 2019

November 1st

the day a bad bitch was born;) have a great day love <3

yo its November 1st ITS BAD BITCH DAY

by i married your dad September 28, 2021

November 1st

The most beautiful/handsome people are born on this day. You won’t ever have to worry about anything if you manage to pull one of them people. They are the most amazing, truthful, & cool friends you can have. Get you one, happy birthday to all November 1st scorpios

Oh she’s a November 1st baby? She’s the baddest

by Kaswaullyyy November 23, 2021

November 1st

National start putting up Christmas stuff and just skip Thanksgiving (except you still get the food)

Me: its november 1st
My family: 🎄🎅🎁🎄

by Potato327 November 1, 2019

November 1st

national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day

shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor

by thedogketchup November 1, 2019