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my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
mugGet the my house my rulesmug.

Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.
by Cody5050 May 19, 2023
mugGet the Get out of my housemug.

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house
by anonymous May 8, 2023
mugGet the im at my dads housemug.

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
mugGet the Come to my house or send poomug.

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