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burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you
"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?
by calmerthanu November 6, 2010
mugGet the burned the meatloafmug.

meatloafs daughter

A turd of epic proportion which is unlikely to be fully removed with 1 flush.

A multiflush arse log
I went fo ra shit at work today, but someone had left Meatloafs Daughter floating in there.

It was like giving birth to Meatloafs Daughter.
by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009
mugGet the meatloafs daughtermug.

Alabama Meatloaf

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.
by Skittleballs November 13, 2019
mugGet the Alabama Meatloafmug.

plugging a meatloaf

1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.
1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.
by Madison J October 18, 2003
mugGet the plugging a meatloafmug.

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.
by Brandon L Desmarais December 16, 2008
mugGet the Meatloaf Curtainmug.

meatloaf kitty

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.
When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".
by Steph796 January 20, 2009
mugGet the meatloaf kittymug.

Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole
Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.
by Richard Inface December 5, 2010
mugGet the Spaniard Meatloafmug.

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