Matei Ciurea

A idiot child that writes slower than a snail

Person 1:I didn't finnish writing!
Person 2:Ok Matei Ciurea💀

by Riki_the_cat June 4, 2022

MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Matei

the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.

Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!

by i am her lol June 26, 2023