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Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
by iapologizemom May 16, 2014
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Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
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hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement
The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect
by winnipegdude February 16, 2012
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magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away
Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!
by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017
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Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill
FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER
by tman7442 December 26, 2011
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sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.
... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.
by max j July 14, 2005
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permanent marker you in

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.
matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!
by always your favorite! April 3, 2010
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