Koalaing

When your friend jumps onto you and holds onto you like you are a tree. Your friend wraps his/her body around the side of yourself.

"Kyra was koalaing me at the beach so she wouldn't touch the water"

by @n0n¥m0u$ July 31, 2017

Koala

A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.

"Don't be a koala Chloe!"

by theSpenc7 July 16, 2016

koala

A very dangerous mammal that is prone to attack. Also poisonous, these are deadly beast which we must protect ourselves from. Even now many officials are considering bombing all koala habits to destroy these dangerous beasts. Alternate definiton: a whore.

For more information on these hideous creatures go to koalasrus.com

by Reagan teh Nonsexual Lesbian June 10, 2006

koala

apart from been an animal it is also known as a kamasutra position where the man is standing and the woman is huggin him whit its feet and hands like a cute little koala making pelvic movements.

in chile there is a famous song about the koala that when it gets to the chorus when it says KOALA! you have to jump on top of your partner(if your a woman)and start those crazy movements.
koala koala ya!me muevo despasito...(8)

lets dance like koalas!
hows that?
ooh just jump on top of me and ill show you
ooo nasty!... their dancing like koalas

by hongo August 4, 2007

koala

a nickname given to a male or female who has chlamydia

steph: ew, steven is a koala!

by hookie January 7, 2008

koala

(verb) To jump on someone's back and proceed to dry-hump with vigor for a short amount of time

Guy 1: Wow, Justin is so horny he just koalaed that guy.
Guy 2: Damn. That was brutal.

by dannydawson September 5, 2012

koala

A sexual position involving the actions of a koala. A man stands buck ass naked (like a tree, a eucalyptus tree) while the woman holds on to his trunk (upper torso) with her arms and wraps her legs around the undercrust of his butt. They go at it like a koala climbing a tree.

Lauren didn't fuck the 16 year old like a rabbit, they did the koala.

by Sarah, Sarah, and Spitz October 17, 2004