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kinetic meditation

The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).

Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.

Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.

Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"

Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
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kintay

English crust- relating to pussy secretion.
Is that kintay on your shirt?
by captian kangaroo April 20, 2005
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kineza

That dumb Kineza boss is a bitch.
by GREK FOO August 20, 2007
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Kinetic Awareness

The ability or skill to know the position of your body in a moment in time and space. Usually a byproduct of Yoga or Martial Arts Practice. Used to hone skills in in sexual prowess to a degree that is inconceivable.
Bro 1: What Happened with you and that girl last night?
Bro 2: I so took her back to my place.

Bro 1: You live with your parents; your full of shit!
Bro 2: Yeah I didn't say have to say anything because I have PERFECT kinetic awareness on my body, including my cock! She was so dazed she didn't know what the fuck happened; exact for the fact that she had been fucked.

Bro 2: Your fucked up weird.
Bro 1: Yes... Yes I am and your jealous as shit!
by White MAMBA! November 16, 2011
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Kineticmals

A game in which you can interact with a virtual animal e.g. a tiger using the Kinect camera for the Xbox 360.

It should also be noted that anyone over the age of 8 playing this is weird.

Synonym: Over priced crap
She was playing Kineticmals yesterday
by TheStonedSheep July 18, 2010
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kintard

A mix of Fucking and Retard, usually used in front of children so as not to expose them to foul language.
Example : Tom crashes into a Motorbike outside of a school as the kids are coming out. The rider of the bike replys "why the hell did you do that!?" Tom replys "The moon distracted me...". The rider says "You Kintard!!" >:
by Malf January 30, 2014
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kinta

by Kinta Cannon August 23, 2003
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