National Kidnap your crush day

kidnap your crush

Amy:Hi I have a crush on you i will kidnap you
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day

by L0llip0p June 23, 2021

National kidnap your best friend day

March 3 is national kidnap your best friend day. The day you get to kidnap your bestie take them where ever you want and make them buy you icecream.

Woah it is march 3, I better go kidnap my best friend and force them to drive me places.

YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.

by tormented-anguish December 9, 2021

Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

kidnap

something i enjoy and involves ski masks and sweets - probably just napping kids. Or taking them away without their parent's consent.

We planned to kidnap my brother's ex.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)

Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name

person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat

by xaern25 September 13, 2025