Kerfukle 

In the game of hearts when you take all the points but one stopping you from “shooting the moon” and saddling all other players with 26 points.

I got kerfukle.

Kerfukle by Trojan Man 91 July 3, 2025

cactus kerfucktis 

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.

"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"

cactus kerfucktis by OzzieHank December 1, 2016