National Kidnap your crush day

kidnap your crush

Amy:Hi I have a crush on you i will kidnap you
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day

by L0llip0p June 23, 2021

National kidnap your best friend day

March 3 is national kidnap your best friend day. The day you get to kidnap your bestie take them where ever you want and make them buy you icecream.

Woah it is march 3, I better go kidnap my best friend and force them to drive me places.

YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.

by tormented-anguish December 9, 2021

Kidnap the pussy

To have sex with one's pussy without ones permission generally in the middle of an argument or middle of the night or worst-case scenario while one is asleep

If she keep sending me signals I'm a kidnap the pussy

You've known him for two weeks and he already tried to kidnap the pussy , did you let him ?

by BreannaW July 24, 2017

Kidnap

The act of ejaculating into a blanket and attempting to sleep with said blanket, trying to avoid the semen

Dude, wanna kidnap together?

by AngelDaMage February 20, 2021

Chowchilla bus kidnapping

Bus kidnapping in 1976 where a bus full of kids and the bus driver were buried alive near a quarry in chowchilla ca.they all finally. Escaped largely unharmed and the owners of the quarry were eventually arrested for the crime.

There have been a couple of TV movies made based on the chowchilla bus kidnapping.

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Kidnap strap

Slang for zipties, as these are often used to bind peoples' wrists and ankles during an abduction.

The criminals put the kidnap straps on her and threw her into an unmarked panel van .

by Plateshutoverlock October 9, 2023

Constructive Kidnapping

Constructive Kidnapping: A term denoting a situation where an individual is unlawfully detained and relocated under the pretext of legal authority, through manipulation of legal processes or evidence, rather than direct physical abduction. This typically involves law enforcement officers who deliberately fabricate evidence or create false narratives to establish probable cause for an unlawful arrest and movement. It's characterized by the use of legal systems to achieve the effect of traditional kidnapping — the unauthorized restriction of an individual's freedom. Such incidents are often meticulously planned and documented, designed to bolster the appearance of legitimacy and legal justification, particularly if the victim reacts defensively.

Example:
In Oakland, CA, LaJuana A. Reid's encounter with constructive kidnapping began unfolding 45 days after she filed a complaint about illegal cannabis activity. Officer John Romero, in a clear violation of MOR 398.96, meticulously constructed a false narrative against her during this period. Fifteen days after filing a false police report, Romero notified his informant cousin of the situation. Then, 20 days before having his cousin file a TRO, which Romero had written, he set the stage for the subsequent legal actions. This planning ensured that when LaJuana was arrested and taken 22 miles to jail, the incident was not only strategically timed but also documented in a manner that could be used to manipulate public perception and witness testimony. Such orchestration in constructive kidnapping reveals the dangerous extent to which legal authority can be abused, transforming the police's role from protector to predator.

by I Juana Be Free January 11, 2024